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T IN THE PARK 2O1O.

my name's chip diddy chip.

i love kasey winifred ruth gallagher. (:

that's actually got nothing to do with why i'm here but i just thought i'd let you know.
chipmunk, what have you got to say for yourself?
MUH NAMYZ CHIP DIDEH CHIP.

oh wow megan just popped up on msn and asked me to go see paloma faith with her! i looooove paloma faith :'D i am so happy (LLLLL)

jasonmrazisabityummy,inthe. i only got back into him cause cleggbum is constantly goin' about singing him to herself, in that way that she does, the crazy fool. love her but.


anyways BOIIII, goin to meet the wifey, get eh bus hame an go fer a run hawhaw.

fuck this.

malaria is africa's biggest killer, and it takes the lives of roughly 900,000 african children each year. the most effective way to prevent this is with the use of insecticide treated mosquito nets. these nets (who can fit more than one child under them, if need be) cost roughly $10. yes, many people in our country in others do pay money from their own pocket to stop this. know why it doesn't matter? kleptocracy. in 2007, kenyan politicians awarded themselves a pay increase of $45,00 each - making them among the best paid politicians in the world. wonder where THAT money way supposed to go...

dance.

neon lights, mosh pits

all i see is sweat, tits

hot guys, hotter girls

the bassline messing up their curls.

sex and drugs, how cliched

live for the music's what we say

graffiti scribbled on a wall

these song lyrics will kill us all.

obsession with songs

obsession with fantasy

whether youtube or radio

there's magic in what we see

dance for your life for your sanity

dance 'till you can't feel

dance for your life, full of vanity

dance makes you feel real.

She pushed in before me, in the supermarket queue

pretended not to see me, in that way women do.
She put on the counter some bread and milk too
and then she pulled out five different bottles of shampoo.
And I thought to myself, 'I will never understand women.'
And I hear some of you saying, 'Yeah but all men are all the same!
They all think they're so cool and are ruled by their dicks.'
That might be true of me, but it ain't true of all of us
so don't point that finger so quick.


I do see some of the blokes though,
In the clubs, pinching girls arses, trying to be intimidating
Making obscene passes. Man, she's a goddess, you can tell by the way she dances.
But you call her a slag when she don't accept your advances.
You just show you got no respect for yourself, show you ain't got the balls
to just talk to a girl.
So when she chats to me, you spit at her and shout 'Whore!'
Well it is written, in the art of war, to fight only the battles you can win.
But I will defend your honour til they kick my face in.
If you have to scrape me broken boned, bruised, bloodied, and battered up off the floor..
Well FUCK IT. Integrity is what black eyes were invented for.


So down with the dick-tatorship, that is so cock-sure,
they use rape as a weapon of war.
FUCK the man who thinks it's ok to give his wife a punch,
FUCK the judge who says it weren't rape cause she was drunk.
And if you're pro-life. I mean if you're PRO .. LIFE,
then become a doctor, or foster a kid.
Make it possible for people who are alive to live.

But don't you dare tell women what they can and can't do,
when it was a woman that gave life to you.


Yes, I'm a man, a fairly stereotypical one,
but I ain't afraid to say I think all women are beautiful and strong.
Too fat, too thin, that's just media spin,
you look best when you're comfortable in your own skin.
So I'm sorry, if we've made you feel undue,
the truth be known...I'm in awe of you.


You're a giver of life and warrior too.
So do you really need FIVE different bottles of shampoo?

-Itch from The King Blues.

unbelieveable.

i don't know why i'm still thinking about it, you know. surely i should have gotten over it by now. but i can't believe it took something like the other week for you to realise the effect that would have on me? you kept saying how you knew and that's why you felt so guilty - if you knew, and you blame yourself so much now, why did you do it? maybe not the first time, but the second, third, fourth maybe? i don't know how often you done it.
this isn't here because i blame you. actually i'd be thankful if you didn't read it because penny to a pound you wont be happy with me, despite the fact i haven't mentioned your name or said what it's about.

but if you feel so guilty now, why didn't you feel guilty then?

i don't want you to feel guilty, i've told you, i love you, you mean everything to me and i don't hold this against you. i just cannot believe you didn't know until now how much it got to me :/

The Great Gatsby - X Rated.

gemma wrote;
"The Great Daizzy" by Jay Gatzzby is a porno about one rich sexxi beetch and a poor tramp who lives in their own piss down an alleyway.
One day Daizzy was off to get some new dresses nd she's lyk walkin past the alley, when suddenly the tramp, Cleggie, jumps on her in a rage screaming "I AM A TRAMP!!"
The even took Daizzy by surprise so much that she barely even noticed Cleggie smacking her in the face until she heard a shout: "Daizzy! Daizzy! Daizzy! I'm coning old sport!" - and Gatzzby flew past in his hydroplane with his hoes in the back seat.

shan wrote;
His hoes were enjoying some sort of lesbian orgy, which Gatzzby had been watching/filming and they were unimpressed at being disturbed. They thought he'd noticed that Daizzy was being violently raped by a tramp and was going to rescue her, but then they realised that he was just masturbating, and he always shouted "Daizzy! I'm coming old sport!" as he was about to ejaculate.
Meanwhile, things with Cleggie and Daizzy weren't going so well...

gemma;
Daizzy only had 3 teeth left. If Cleggie continued smashing Daizzy's face against the ground, at this rate the pretty fool wouldn't be so attractive - but of course that was Cleggie's motve. Daizzy's blooded screams began to echo through the alley...
"Shut up bitch, try'na film sex!" yelled Gatzzby."


to be continued.

enter shikari & the king blues, february 7th 2010.

uhmayzing night.
thoroughly enjoyed it all, considering i'm not an enter shikari fan and can name literally one song aha. the fist support band were rotten, nobody enjoyed it at all. it was like really, really awful screamo and everyone was just standing there like what the fuck is this :|

but then the bold King Blues themselves came on (: and they played all songs i knew, weeeeeeee :D so me and cleggie and quite a lot of other people had a good wee sing and dance, and stared at johnny because he's fucking beautiful (: it was actually brilliant, they proper know how to get everyone dancing :')

enter shikari were surprisingly good, as i said, despite me not being a fan. good band to see live, i'd recommend it to anyone who likes them definately. had a good wee dance to them aswell actually.

and going to war

to prevent war

was the most stupid thing

i ever heard.

and over the sirens

and the police cars

you can hear us shout

these streets are ours.

blogblogblog,february2010.

usually i'd moan about other people doing this, but i don't do it often, and i felt the need, so (: you know how you get those irritating people who have been going out with someone for like 2 days & they're all like oh my god i luv my bby gal mor dan enyfink in dis wurld! well i've turned into one of them.
matthew brown :)
k this only started on new years, which is what, just over a month ago? but i've not been so happy in so long! i actually constantly smile now, it's amazing :)
we knew we'd get shit for it from certain people but even that was soooo much easier than we thought it would be, everything just seems to be going to well.
usually i can't stand relationships, to have got through a whole month and just be getting happier and happier is a really big deal for me :/
so, thank you, & i love you.